Score: 9

"Excellent, but..."

submission: Madness Scene Creator 3

date: September 28, 2008

The only thing I feel is really missing from this that should be there is, I think, quite important.

Hopefully, it shouldn't be that hard to implement, either.

Right now, the program assumes everything has its own proper spot, like hands in front of weapons, bodies, etc.

While this is all fine and dandy, this assumption for everything comes at a cost.

Here, let me give an example of what I mean.

If I wanted to, say, have a zombie impaled by a sword on the ceiling, I wouldn't be able to do this.

I could get the sword in front of body and wound, but it'd just go beyond that and look really strange. This is quite a shame.

Hopefully it wouldn't be too hard to have some type of specification, so that more complicated stuff, like zombies impaled on ceilings, could be possible? XD

*waits as I hear complaints about how i'm so sick to zombies and how zombies deserve equal rights and other garbage*

Score: 9

"Awesome."

submission: With My Mind's Madness

date: September 25, 2008

No real long review here. Just epic. :)
Not a fan of the style but I can only detract 1 point for it.

As for the preview, go check out Krinkels.net
he has it there and it has some epic stuff.

Score: 8

"Amusing."

submission: Toads Rage 9

date: November 28, 2006

Very amusing. I do like this series much. Random violence. bwah! XP

However, there is just one HUGE issue that really does bother me about this.

The lines are way too thick. argh.

Score: 9

"Very entertaining."

submission: Von Brunk vs. Sephiroth

date: November 26, 2006

Lawl.

While Sephiroth is one of my favorite villians, i'm not touchy on seeing him as an idiot. And that pwned. lawl.

Very entertaining clip. I honestly can't say much more. I really can't. :D

Score: 9

"Very good message. One minor flaw."

submission: Forever Autumn

date: November 25, 2006

Extremely good message in this video. I'm touched.

Thank you, sir, for trying to bring out the truths of nuclear devastation. There's only one major part missing, though.

Not many people consider what hordes of nuclear bombs would cause to the atmosphere. With that many massive explosions going on at once..the ash in the atmosphere would be horrific, and if you launch enough, could block out the sun. If that happens, welcome Nuclear Winter. If enough is launched, the winter can even reach 100 years. Plants wouldn't be able to survive a 10 year nuclear winter, let alone 100. We'd all suffocate to death if the plants died off. So...if we launch nukes...goodbye all life.

Score: 10

"Madness!"

submission: Red Baron

date: November 4, 2006

Disclaimer: this game is not responsible for any moron who actually tries to eat shrooms then go onto a killing spree. Do so at your own risk.

All right, everyone, we got an excellent game called Red Baron here. It revolves around a character in red armor, who goes onto a killing spree. The reasoning for this killing spree is because two prankster-knights placed shrooms on his pizza, making him see normal people as weird abominations. So he goes onto a killing spree to get rid of all these abominations, using weapons like a sword, axe, scythe, claws, lightsaber, cat, fish, etc.
The graphics in this game are absolutely superb and top notch, with extremely smooth animation. Style is completely classic and original, and is very nice. Sounds are wonderful and fit nicely. The music was very good too. This game REVOLVES around VIOLENCE!!! Violence!!! YAY! The controls in this game are rather simple, but very very effective. And if any person tells me this game has no humor, i'll grab some shrooms and whack them upside the head with a 27 hit combo.

Excellent game. Favorite'd.

The bouncytem review administration gives this a 10...out of 10.

Score: 0

"Looks like something messed up."

submission: Madness Mercenery

date: September 10, 2006

Now, unlike the others..
I really think you actually had something here.

Looks like something messed up in the flash and makes it head back to the beginning. it's just WAY too abrupt to possibly be the case..:\

Score: 3

"Too pointless. x.x"

submission: Retarded Blonde Party

date: September 3, 2006

all right, i'll just get to the point for this review.

Graphics: too much randomness in them. Looks very unprofessional and, to be honest, like some little kid made it. Less randomness would do wonders. Shading seemed fine. Framerate seemed fine.
Style: blargh, random this makes no sense and eats my brain-ness. x_x
Sound: it was ok I guess. :\
Violence: there was violence?
Interactivity: there was interactivity?
Humor: Now, while this flash might make others laugh like crazy...It's not very funny to me. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Overall: personally I think these type of flashes only are amusing to an extreme minority. Might want to go into a more broad region of humor.

Score: 6

"Disappointing. :("

submission: TooF Staring Contest

date: August 31, 2006

Hello, folks, and welcome to the BouncyTEM Review Show! starring BouncyTEM.

Here we have another flash to a series of Flashes called TooF. TooF 8 to be precise. However, Unlike the others, this one is quite a disappointment.

Graphics were quite superb. Decent framerates and animation. It's TooF, so the style was fine too. The sound was, as always, the best part of TooF. No Violence except for random Explosion. A little bit of interactivity but nothing drastic.

The disappointing part is the humor. Unlike others, there's nothing funny here. No Teh Funney! INFIDEL!!!! EAE BURN Joo000!!!!!! PRAISE ALLAH AND ISLAM!!!!! I WILL PROVE HOW PEACEFUL OUR RELIGION IS BY BLOWING UP A CITY!! BWAH!!! XP

Seriously now, there is NOTHING funny here. It gets boring very quickly and I had to wait until the commentary or Logo Replies to find something amusing. That's upsetting and disappointing.

Because this flash was boring to the point where I fell asleep {no joke!}...

6...out of 10.

Score: 10

"Fun! But too easy."

submission: Wade Defender

date: August 27, 2006

{ATTENTION, THIS REVIEW HAS TONS OF JOKES. :P}
All right, boys and girls, time to load up teh BouncyTEM Review Machine!

Coming in at #1 for today is a game called Wade Defender. The goal is to defend Wade Fulp from many cursed things on Newgrounds, like Clocks, Star Syndicate, Spam, and Crappy Flashes. Graphics were decent but could use more variation in backgrounds, and could also use More enemies. The game is extremely simple but fun to play, and it's style is simple but effective. Also, be wary of any Wade Fulp's coming into your home and beating your head in with a ugly stick! No, folks, the sound won't make you do a bloodcurling scream and toss your speakers/headphones in disgust then pull out that old AK-47 of yours and shoot your own head in. The sound = just fine. Now, blowing up all those enemies with little red dots, lasers, dual lasers, rockets, and Level 30 Spear Weapon thingies has to be violent, so yay violence!! It's a game, so if it doesn't have interactivity, how the hell can it be a game, right? Due to the nature of this game, it's obviously loltastic.

All right, people, the moment you all feared. The Bad Sides Of This Game.

There's only one but it's a huge killer. It's Too Easy! The game's fun but there's almost no difficulty at 'beating' it whatsoever. The only time it really can begin to get dangerous is when the Star Syndicates appear, but if you keep your cool, you're golden. and since you can spend your money on shielding...Well, Too easy.

Overall, this game was fantastic but just a bit too much on the easy side and was rather disappointing since there really was never a challenge. However, don't let that ruin your fun on this! It's a perfect non-frustrating time killer!

10...out of 10.